my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of living.
the women are the strong ones
i don’t know what you’re saying, but you look very cute while saying it.
He’s saying “I have pneumonia, but I still ran 50 miles for fucking charity in the rain, in shoes that are now falling apart, And am celebrating with a beer,”