reichenbackdatassup:
hopetimelord:
lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:
I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve
and space ships.
and every food is healthy
and time machines
and other future stuff
I should’ve been born on the Enterprise
foodtrucker:
i get so mad when people younger than me have a cooler life than i do
un-balanc-ed:
thatwrongthing:
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
Finally finished reading the first harry Potter book
Only took me 8 Month :)
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
gaydayparade:
my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity
bencucumberbatch:
DO YOU EVER FIND ONE OF YOUR ‘FRIENDS’ SO ANNOYING AND YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE ‘F R I E N D S’
penishole:
I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets
chilope:
“we were talking and then i got distracted and forgot to reply to you for 4 hours” a novel by me
tragedyinremission:
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy shit where have you been all my life”
